This story from the Oklahoman wins the award for Best Headline and generalized Best Thing That’s Happened Recently.

Among other subtly great things about it is the distinction between the bomb squad determining the package’s contents and determining it was not dangerous.

“… aaah, roger, that’s right. Cookies.”

“Yeah, you heard right. What?”

“No, I don’t think they’re dangerous.”

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